Happy Mothers Day

Dear Miriam and Gloria. This post is especially for you, on your special day… cos you’re very…. special. We both love you both… um, yes.

So allow me to post a few things we’ve all learned from mommy.

* Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.

* Don’t make that face or it’ll freeze in that position.

* Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.

* What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

* Close that door! Were you born in a barn?

* If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.

* Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!

And now for an inspirational Mothers Day Poem… that I got from Adam Sandler, in Mr. Deeds.

Mom, you are the one
who brought me to planet Earth

“You are the one who suffered
through my 5 hour birth

“You’re the one who made lemonade for me
after I’d come back from play

“I love you, Mom,
so have a wicked nice Mother’s Day